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Duck and grapes

A Duck walkes into a bar and asks the bartender “got any grapes.” “no,” said the bartender. He comes back the next day and asks the bartender “got any grapes.” “no,” said the bartender.He comes back the next day and asks the bartender “got any grapes.” “no,” said the bartender. This goes on for a while the duck comes in and asks “got any grapes.” “no and if you come in and ask that agin im gonna nail your bill to the wall” he said. He comes back the next day and asks the bartender “got any nails.” “no,” said the bartender. “got any grapes”


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