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Christmas Golf

Four Seniors were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, ‘Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.’

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, ‘Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.’

Number 2 guy says, ‘I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.’

Number 3 guy says ‘Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.’

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
‘I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning for either sex or golf. ‘
… and she said, ‘Take your sweater.’


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