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Mad doesn't always mean angry

Two cows were
standing around on a hillside, chewing their cud, discussing current
events, when the subject of mad cow disease came up. The first cow said
to the second cow, “Boy, mad cow disease sure is scary. I wouldn’t want
to catch it. Are you afraid of catching mad cow disease?”

The second cow looked at the first cow and said, “Naw, I’m a duck.”


Tags: cows mad cow disease disease sickness insanity duck

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