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God Will Save Me

One day a priest was preaching a sermon during an outdoor mass when suddenly there is a large flash flood. People run out of the church and everything is in chaos. A man runs up to the priest and says “Father we have to get out of here!” But the priest is calm and says “God will save me.” The man runs off

Soon water is up to the Priest’s shins. A man in a canoe rows up to the Priest and says “Father we have to get out of here!” But the priest is calm and says “God will save me.” The man rows away.

Soon water is up to the Priest’s hips. A man in a power boat sails next to the Priest and says “Father we have to get out of here!” But the priest is calm and says “God will save me.” The man starts up his engine and cruises away

Soon water is up to the Priest’s chest. A helicopter rescue unit pulls near the Priest and says “Father we have to get out of here!” But the priest is calm and says “God will save me.” The team flies away

Soon the water is above the Priest’s head and he faints. The Priest wakes up in heaven next to God. “Why didn’t you save me God!” cried the Priest. “What do you mean?” God asked. “I sent you two boats and a helicopter!”


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