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God was wrong

A boy who had been lying to his mother recently came p to her, and said “mom, I think its time for me to talk to you speaking the truth. I have to own up.”

The mother was happy the boy was finally being honest about something. “yes dear, you have spoken many lies…”

“Yes, well, god came to me and told the truth. He said, ‘Son, I’m gonna tell you the strait truth. Do you like santa? Do you like Jesus? Do you like Gorillaz? Well, What if I told you they were all fake? They were all strait lies? would your life be better?’ And I said no. So God says ‘I want you to live a strait good life, and never lie again. You will be a better person and go to heaven, for sure.’ And then he vanished.”

“very good dear, but what do you want to tell me?”

“I worship satan.”


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