Ur mama so fat

Ur mama’s so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Ur mama’s so fat she went to the toilet and the toilet started to sing,”ABCDEFG, get ur fat ass offa me

Ur mama’s so fat, whenever she eats a meal, 7 million more people die.

Ur mama’s so fat, she needs 1,000,000 donuts to make her mouth full.

Ur mama’s so fat, she tried exercising but she couldn’t walk to the treadmill.

Ur mama’s so fat, if she had liposuction it wouldn’t work.

Ur mama’s so fat she eats 423,515 packs of ramen for a snack.

Ur mama’s so fat a boulder rolled toward her and she said,”Who threw that pebble?”

Ur mama’s so fat if she tried sitting on any kind of chair it would break.

Ur mama’s so fat her picture is on all u can eat buffets.

Ur mama’s so fat NASA orbits satellites around her.

Ur mama’s so fat she gave up being a human years ago, she’s a giant.

Ur mama’s so fat every time she shops on ebay, all the food is gone.

Ur mama’s so fat every second she needs to pass gas.

Ur mama’s so fat if she sat on an elephant it would die.

Ur mama’s so fat don’t even compare her to a blue whale.

Ur mama’s so fat she went on the moon and crushed it.

Ur mama’s so fat she thinks the moon is cheese.

Ur mama’s so fat she eats the refrigerator for a snack.

Ur mama’s so fat she doesn’t walk, she needs a tow truck to tow her.

Well since shes that fat, she would probably be poor too…

Ur mama’s so poor she actually RUNS and steals food from other people.

Ur mama’s so poor she used artmoney to try to change her bank account.

Ur mama’s so poor she can’t afford a toilet. She uses the outdoors. (Ouch, I imagine what those sewers think)

Ur mama’s so poor she bought a 1900 ford T model.

Ur mama’s so poor she can’t afford clothes.

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