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Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents.

When god sneezes Jesus says “Chuck bless you”.

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norrised.

God said “Let there be light!” and Chuck said “say please”.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


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