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Bono Misses The Obvious

At a U2 concert in College Station, Bono steps up to the
mike and asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he
starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into the microphone, in a
deep solemn voice… “Just for a moment, think outside yourself…Outside
this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

A loud voice from near the front pierces the moment… "Duh!…
Dude!! STOP CLAPPING!!!


Tags: u2 bono africa children clapping death

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