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A Muslim was seated next to a Frenchman on a flight from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Frenchman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Frenchman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”


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