The Turkey and Cow Poo

A turkey wanted to get to the highest part of the tree. But it could not fly, so the turkey asked the cow how to get up there. The cow said, “If you take some my poo, you’ll fly.” So the turkey took a little bit, and flew for a bit. So the turkey took a lot, and got to the top of the tree. The farmer came along and saw the turkey. He wondered how the turkey got up there, so he shot and killed it.

The moral of the story is: “You can bullshit to the top, but you won’t stay up there for very long.”

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