The Return Customer

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early
50s. “May I help you?” she asked.

“I want to see Valerie,”
the man replied.

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive
ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam.
“No. I must see Valerie,” was the man’s reply.

Just then, Valerie
appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills,
gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man
calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again,
demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row, she was too expensive and there were no
discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the
money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he
left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone
was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but
he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session,
Valerie questioned the man. “No one has ever been with me three
nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.

The man
replied, “South Carolina.”

“Really,” she said. “I have family
in South Carolina.”

“I know,” the man said. “Your father died,
and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your
$3,000 inheritance.”

The moral of the story is that three
things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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