Lawyers die and you get money

A man finds a bottle one day while cleaning his garage.
When he rubs it a genie comes out and says:
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you get every lawyer in the world will get twice as much.

The man says o.k., “I wish I was the legal heir of every lawyer in the world.”
The genie waves his hands a little and some sparks fly. “Ok. You are the legal heir of every lawyer and every lawyer is your legal heir twice.”

The mans says, “Next I wish for $100,000,000,000.”
The genie waves his hands again and says, “O.k. you have 100 billion dollars and every lawyer has 200 billion dollars”

Then the man says, “Now, I wish to be found half dead at a hospital that has the resources to treat me but can’t bring someone back to life after they are dead.”
The genie says, “smart now you have tons of money from the lawyers as they will all be dead!” The genie waves his hands and then the man is at a hospital stumbling in the doors.

“Oh, my god a nurse says.”

News report the following day…
“Yes, it appears that every lawyer on this planet has amazingly been transported to a hospital only to be announced dead and gone, after they got $200,000,000,000. Also it seems that a single man was the heir of all these lawyers. He was found half dead at a hospital today but considering his new found wealth the the doctors have said that he will definitely recover fully.”

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