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The Pilot's Gun

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a
.38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then
asked the navigator, “Do you know what I use this for?”

The
navigator replied timidly, “No, what’s it for?”

The pilot
responded, “I use this on navigators who get me lost!”

The
navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart
table.

The pilot asked, “What’s that for?”

“To be honest
sir,” the navigator replied, “I’ll know we’re lost before you will.”


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