Chicken Surprise

A couple goes out for a meal at a Chinese restaurant
and order the “Chicken Surprise”.

The waiter brings the meal,
served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to
serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees
two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband.

He
hasn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again
the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it
slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains
what is happening, and demands an explanation.

“Please sir,” says
the waiter, “What you order?”

The husband replies, “Chicken
Surprise.”

Ah… so sorry," says the waiter, “I bring you
Peeking Duck”

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