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First Football Experience

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind the Patriots bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “but I just can’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked? What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!


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