Colonoscopy Comments

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where
   no man has gone before!”

2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”

3. “Can
   you hear me NOW?”

4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
   there yet?”

5. “You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”

6. “Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”

7. “You put your left
   hand in, you take your left hand out…”

8. “Hey! Now I know how a
   Muppet feels!”

9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”

10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

11. “You used to
    be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”

And the best one of
them all…

1. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that
   my head is in fact not up there.”

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