That's An Odd Science Teacher

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the
experiment with the worms.

• Four worms were placed into four
  separate jars.
• The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
• The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
• The
  third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
• The fourth worm was put
  into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

• The first worm in alcohol – dead.
• Second worm in cigarette
  smoke – dead.
• Third worm in sperm – dead.
• Fourth worm in
  soil – alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class – “What
can you learn from this experiment.”

Little Johnny quickly raised
his hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t
have worms.”

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