You Know Your A Cat Person When...

You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

You believe there is no such thing as a naughty cat.

You decorate your christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

Your neighbors refer to you as “the crazy one with all the cats.”

You set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

You snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

You spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.

You have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.

You chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.

You consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

Nobody’s feet are allowed on the furniture, but your cats are welcome to sleep on any piece they so choose

You sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

Vaccination and licensing records for all your cats are in perfect order, but your checkbook hasn’t been balanced in months, and last year’s tax records are nowhere to be found.

You refer to going to the bathroom as “using the litterbox.”

You accidentally put your child’s dinner plate on the floor.

You apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

You refer to your cat as your furry child.

Your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry “grandchild.”

You plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

You accidentally call your spouse by your cat’s name!

You have a set of towels with “his” “hers” and “kitty’s.”

You call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.

You and kitty have matching outfits.

You never go to the door unless it’s to let a cat out.

Your favorite friends have fleas.

You think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

You own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

You are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

You meow so well, you confuse the cats.

You bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between cat foods

90 percent of your Internet connection time goes to the cats (seeing what’s
new when you enter your cat’s breed into the browser, reading cat newsgroups, viewing photos, sounds and faqs, etc.).

All dates must pass your cat’s inspection

All kinds of things around the house are in need of repair, but the injured
cat you rescued by the side of the road requires immediate surgery and out
comes the checkbook

All of your charitable donations go to cat-related and humane society
groups.

All of your clothes have cat hair on them, even when they come back from the
laundromat or dry cleaners.

All of your furniture came to you second hand or via curbside discard, but
your cat furniture is top of the line.

All your social activities revolve around other cat people Your voice is
recognized by your vet’s receptionist

Any conversation you’re having is effortlessly directed back to the topic of
cats

Anyone can look at your (pick all that apply) - T-shirt – sweatshirt -
coffee mug – keychain – beach towel – cooking apron – couch throw – tote
bag – computer screen saver/wallpaper/mousepad/wristpad/monitor frame – gift
wrapping paper – photographic displays – calendars – refrigerator magnets -
weather vane – door mat – bumper stickers – umbrella – Christmas sweater -
socks – embroidery project – child’s collection of stuffed animals – sheets
and bedspread – checks – checkbook covers – throw pillows – Home Pages -
and know immediately that you are a cat lover, AND probably what particular
breed you favor.

At least three of your five weeks vacation are scheduled around grooming,
vaccinations and dental cleaning for the cats!

Books and movies are ruined for you if the cat references are incorrect.

Call long distance and talk with your cat.

Complete strangers call you on the phone to ask questions because they heard
you were a” cat person”

Cut your vacations to 3 day weekends only.

Every gift you ever get has something to do with cats

If you are cold, you put a sweater on your cat.

Kiss your cat more than 10 times per greeting.

You are on an email list with other cat people and each
one of them feels like more than family.

Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.

More than half your grocery money goes to cat food and treats

Most of your social life is with other cat people.

Most of your vacation pictures are of cats around the world.

No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your
cat(s).

On your 1040 form all your charitable donations are to Humane Societies,
Shelters and Rescue groups.

One of your vet files is labeled “Other”

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