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The Girls On The Skyscraper

There were three girls on top of a skyscraper. A redhead, brunette, and a blonde. The redhead and brunette jumped off and comitted suicide before the cops could stop them. Before the blonde can jump, the cops grab her by the arm and say “stop!”. The blonde stops and the cop asks “why did the other two girls jump?”, and the blonde replied, “I don’t know… suicidal maybe?”. Then the cop asked “Well why were you going to jump?” and the blonde replied, “Oh I just wanted to test out my new maxipads with wings”.


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