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The trouble with nursing homes

There was an old man who had problems sitting staight up,
So his grandaughter deciced to put him in a nursing home
when she went away to college. The daughter thought she had found the perfect place and propped him up on a couch with some pillows while she went around to look at the conditions. After about 5 minutes he began to tip to the left. A kind nurse came over and propped him back up. about a minute later he tipped to the right and again the nurse propped him back up. Right after that, the granddaughter returned and ask him,”I think tis place is perfect, what do you think?”

And the old man said, “I like it but that nurse over there wont let me fart.”


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