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A hunter dials 911 and says, “I just shot at something that I thought was a deer but it was another hunter. I’m afraid I just killed him.”

The operator says, “It’s OK sir, it may not be as bad as you think. First, make sure he’s really dead.”

The guy says OK and sets down the phone. Then the operator hears a gunshot. He picks up the phone and says, “OK, now what?”


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