Donut Shop

A man applies for a job at a donut shop. A customer comes. He says”How fresh are the donuts?” ” I dunno”replies the worker. “How much are they?” “I dunno” “Can I buy one?” “I dunno” The manager walks up to the worker. “When they ask’How fresh are the donuts?’ you should say fresh, fresh, very fresh. When they ask ‘How much are they?’ You should say Only 50 cents! And finally, when they ask Can I buy one?, you should reply with If you don’t somebody else will!”

The man does really well. It is more of a routine when a customer comes. Then, an hour later, a robber comes.The robber says,”How much is in the register?”“Only 50 cents!”“Are you being fresh with me?”“Fresh, Fresh, very fresh!”“Do you want me to shoot you?”“Without thinking the clerk says,”If you don’t somebody else will!”

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