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Elephants and grapes

Q: what’s the difference between grapes and elephants?
A: grapes are purple!
Q: what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the horizon?
A: ’’here come the elephants!’‘
Q: what did susan say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the horizon?
A: ’’here come the grapes!’‘
You see, susan was colorblind.


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