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A man at a football game had a horrible seat up in nose bleed territory. Using his binoculars, he looks around for a better seat. He soon sees one, all the way down at the 50 yard line! The man jogs down hoping that the man next to the empty seat will let him have it.

“Hey, I noticed that the seat next to you is empty, can I sit there?” the man asked. “Sure thing dude” the other replies. “So how did you end up with this empty seat anyways” the first man asks. “Well it was for my wife, but she died” the other says. “Oh well i’m sorry to hear that, but these are amazing seats, and what about the rest of your family or friends? They could have had a great time here” “Them? Those guys are at her funeral


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