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The brunette, the redhead, and the blond

One night three girls were getting chased by the cops. One was blonde, the second was a redhead, and the third was a blond. It was pitch black outside, lucky for them. The cop car was gaining on them and they needed some place to hide.

They noticed three barrels. One was shaped like a dog, another like a cat, and a third, like a potato. The brunette was a small, petite person, so she hid in the cat shaped barrel.

The redhead hid in the dog shaped barrel, because she was a good enough size to fit in it.

The blond hid in the potato shaped barrel, but not because she was shaped like a potato. Because she was not smart enough to run any farther.

The cop car stopped in the distance and looked at the barrels. The girl in the cat barrel went, “Meow meow”. The girl in the dog shaped barrel used a deep voice to say, “Woof woof”. The blond, in the potato shaped barrel said “Potato potato”.


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