gunman
a guy goes to the store to buy a new scope for his sniper. he asks if he can test the scope out and he looks out the window.
he says to the clerk “there are a guy and girl running nude in that house on the hill.”
the clerk says “OMG THAT IS MY HOUSE AND MY WIFE!!!!”
the guy lets the clerk see, and the clerk gives him 2 bullets.
he says “if you can shoot my wife in the head and the guy in the wang, i will give you the scope for free.”
the guy looks through the schope again and says “i think i can do it in 1 shot!!!
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