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Sex Before Work

If you are lucky enough to have sex in the morning before work, make it a point not to wash your hands, and then shake the hand of every person you see that day. If you masturbate in the morning before work…well that’s just sad. In fact, you probably don’t have a job. Or you’re a lawyer.


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