God was bored one day. So he said “I think I’ll make some gingerbread men.” DING DING DING. The oven rang. God took the gingerbread man out. It was undercooked. So God called him a white man. God tried again. DING DING DING. The oven rang. This time the gingerbread man was burned. God called him a black man. God tried one more time. DING DING DING. God took the gingerbread man out. It was just right. God called him an asian man.
This joke was not by me, it was by my friend Quyen.
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