The car and the garage

There once was a boy and a girl in a sand box, the boy’s pants fall down and the girl says, ” What is that” the boy says,” idk i’ll ask my dad” so he goes home and asks, ” daddy wat is this” dad says ” thats ur car, and u can park it in any garage u want.” the girl goes home and her pants fall down and she goes to mommy and says “mommy wat is this??” so she says,” thats ur garage, and dont let any car park in it.” so they meet again at the sand box and the boy’s pants fall down and the girl says “what is that” the boy says “this is my car, and i can park it in any garage i want to” and the girls pants fall down and he says, “what is that?” she says “my garage, and i cannt let any1 park in it..” so the girl comes home with her hands all bloody and her mom asks wat happened, so she says,” the car wouldn’t fit in my garage so i had to pop it’s front tires… xD (i think u know what she did ;)

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