*Warning: Racism!
An american, an irishman and Osama binladin are confronted by a genie and each offered a wish.
The irishman wishes that the lands of ireland be forever fruitful and Guinness to win best drink in history, the genie does this and pretty soon everyone in Ireland is pissed.
Osama Binladen, impressed with the Genies skills asks for a giant wall to be built around his land so that no more western infidels may invade his country, so the genie does this and a great wall appears around Osama’s land.
The american before making his wish asks:
“tell me more about this wall”
the genie replies “its 5000ft tall and 5000ft thick, Nothing Gets In and Nothing Gets Out”
the american smiles to himself, lights a cigar and says
“Fill the fucker with water”
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