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An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

The pharmacist asked ‘How many?’

The cowboy replied, ‘Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.’

The pharmacist said, ‘That’s too small a dose. That won’t get you through sex.’

The old fellow said, ‘Oh, I’m past e ighty years old, and I don’t even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my new boots.


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