Hillary's Clock

In heaven, there are clocks with hands that move each time you sin.

A man goes to heaven, and sees Mother Teresa’s clock. The hands hadn’t moved at all. He looks at Abraham Lincoln’s clock, and sees that the hands have moved only twice.

He looks around for Hillary Clinton’s clock, but doesn’t see it, so he asks a nearby angel. “Hey, where’s Hillary Clinton’s clock???”

The angel thinks for a minute, and then smiles as he remembers. “Oh, that one? It’s in Jesus’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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