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Not-So-Dead

When his jeep got stuck in the mud during a war game, our commanding officer pointed to some men lounging around and told them to help. “Sorry sir,” said one. “We’ve been classified dead.” “Okay,” said the CO. Turning to his driver, he ordered “Throw those dead bodies under the wheels to give us traction.”


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