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A Priest, a Sufi, and a Rabbi are arguing over who is better at turning converts, so they decide to each head into the forest, convert a bear, and meet the next morning.

When they go to decide the winner, the Priest says, “My bear has been baptized and memorized his Psalms.”

The Sufi says, “That’s nothing! My bear completed his pilgrimage and memorized the Koran.”

They both turn to the Rabbi who is wrapped in bandages in a wheel chair. The Rabbi responds, “Looking back, I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.


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