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Blonde vs CandyMan

OK,.. once upon a time there was a blonde girl. Her cousin went to her house one day and told her never to let the CandyMan in. SOo the blonde girl listened to her cousin.
The next day there is a knock on her door,… and it was the CandyMan. The blonde girl said “oh your the candyman i cant let u in.” Soo she closes the door. Then the CandyMan knocks on the door again and he says ” oh hello i will give u a piece of candy if u let me go in your house,…” and the blonde girl says ok.
Soo the candy is in the house and the girl goes in her room and the CandyMan says “ill give u 100 pieces of candy if u let me go with u into your room” soo the blonde girl said “oh ok”
Then the CandyMan says” ill give u all the candy in the world if u let me stik my finger in your bellybutton” and soo the blonde girl says Okay,… soo a few mintues later the blonde girl says” hey thats not my bellybutton” and the CandyMan says” thats not my finger!!!!”
HAHAHHAA
HAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHA
by: Kielthone Y. Lim


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