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priest, minister, and the rabbi.

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So there’s a priest, a minister, and a rabbi in the middle of a lake fishing. Suddenly, the priest gets up and says, “I’m thirsty. I’m going to get a drink.” So he walks on the water to the shore and gets a coke from a vending machine, then walks back. The rabbi eyes him strangely. Then, a few minutes later, the minister says the same thing, and also walks on the water in the lake to shore and gets himself a drink. Then he comes back. A few minutes later, the rabbi says,”My turn.” and he steps onto the water, falls into it, and immeadiately drowns. After a few minutes, the priest looks at the minister and asks,”Do you think we should’ve told him where the rocks were?”


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