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The man and the frog

There’s a man with a half inch penis. Every morning he wakes up and his first thought is “WHY GOD DO I HAVE SUCH A SMALL PENIS”. Every night he prays “oh God if you are there, please enlarge my penis” and then he cries himself to sleep. One day, the man hears of a magic frog who if he says “what” to you, your penis grows 5 inches. So he sets out to find this magic frog, and he finally finds the pond where the frog lives. and he’s like o M G im swimming to the magic frog who will finally make me a man!! The frog appears on a lilipad, and as a frog, he is ribbiting. the man says “MAGIC FROG, MAGIC FROG, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING MAGIC FROG!!!” and the frog says “what”, and his penis grows 5 inches. but he’s like ” MAGIC FROG, OMFG MAGIC FROG! SAY SOMETHIGN MAGIC FROG!” and the frog says “what”, and now his penis is TEN INCHES! but he’s liek ” OMG EFFIG MAGIC FROG! MOTHER EFFING SAY SOMETHING MAGIC FROG! PLEASE MAGIC FROG!!” and the frog says ” WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!”


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