| FedEx will ship anything! | 274/29 | 3 |
| Medium Rare | 33/12 | 1 |
| Extra Fancy | 15/15 | 1 |
| Don't tick us off Grandpa! | 12/31 | 1 |
| It's a crime! | 32/3 | 1 |
| Another poor logo choice | 15/3 | 4 |
| Clear Stairs (except wood) | 10/5 | 1 |
| Unfortunate Bus Ad | 41/8 | 1 |
| He must have GIO Insurance | 38/18 | 1 |
| Atta boy George! | 25/13 | 2 |
| Ask your doctor about Sarcasma | 17/7 | 1 |