| DO NOT let your pets in to the medicine cabinet | 16/5 | 3 |
| Ur mama so fat | 8/45 | 8 |
| This is how I roll | 89/39 | 1 |
| There Here | 26/41 | 1 |
| what goes round and round and scratches the door and screams before exploding | 18/16 | 20 |
| This is why people go to skool | 13/0 | 2 |
| Smart Blonde | 104/34 | 2 |
| Zero Gravity Pen! | 112/11 | 1 |
| cannibal | 59/7 | 2 |
| A Dyslexic | 4/3 | 2 |
| Plane crash | 61/45 | 1 |
| Television | 11/6 | 2 |
| owned | 85/31 | 5 |
| haha | 6/1 | 2 |
| oh crud | 15/0 | 4 |
| haha | 3/5 | 1 |
| haha | 52/12 | 2 |
| hahaha | 6/4 | 1 |
| haha | 3/2 | 1 |
| rofl | 30/19 | 5 |
| Lol jaws | 5/2 | 5 |
| lol | 75/19 | 3 |
| LMAO! | 6/5 | 7 |
| haha | 26/44 | 2 |
| haha | 18/36 | 2 |
| haha | 46/18 | 1 |
| haha | 53/16 | 3 |
| One Wish | 12/10 | 3 |
| genie | 19/2 | 3 |
| Hygiene is important! | 9/3 | 5 |