| DO NOT let your pets in to the medicine cabinet | 16/5 | 3 |
| Ur mama so fat | 9/47 | 8 |
| This is how I roll | 95/43 | 2 |
| There Here | 30/48 | 1 |
| what goes round and round and scratches the door and screams before exploding | 18/18 | 20 |
| This is why people go to skool | 13/0 | 2 |
| Smart Blonde | 120/35 | 2 |
| Zero Gravity Pen! | 131/11 | 1 |
| cannibal | 73/7 | 4 |
| A Dyslexic | 4/3 | 2 |
| Plane crash | 73/47 | 1 |
| Television | 11/6 | 2 |
| owned | 93/35 | 6 |
| haha | 7/1 | 2 |
| oh crud | 15/0 | 4 |
| haha | 3/5 | 1 |
| haha | 66/13 | 3 |
| hahaha | 6/4 | 1 |
| haha | 3/2 | 1 |
| rofl | 30/19 | 5 |
| Lol jaws | 5/4 | 5 |
| lol | 87/23 | 4 |
| LMAO! | 7/5 | 8 |
| haha | 31/50 | 2 |
| haha | 20/43 | 2 |
| haha | 54/20 | 1 |
| haha | 67/17 | 3 |
| One Wish | 12/10 | 3 |
| genie | 19/2 | 3 |
| Hygiene is important! | 9/3 | 5 |