| DO NOT let your pets in to the medicine cabinet | 14/5 | 3 |
| Ur mama so fat | 6/44 | 7 |
| This is how I roll | 67/35 | 1 |
| There Here | 13/26 | 1 |
| what goes round and round and scratches the door and screams before exploding | 15/15 | 20 |
| This is why people go to skool | 12/0 | 2 |
| Smart Blonde | 82/30 | 1 |
| Zero Gravity Pen! | 81/11 | 1 |
| cannibal | 43/4 | 1 |
| A Dyslexic | 4/3 | 2 |
| Plane crash | 49/38 | 1 |
| Television | 11/6 | 2 |
| owned | 68/26 | 3 |
| haha | 6/0 | 2 |
| oh crud | 15/0 | 4 |
| haha | 3/5 | 1 |
| haha | 36/7 | 1 |
| hahaha | 6/4 | 1 |
| haha | 3/2 | 1 |
| rofl | 30/19 | 5 |
| Lol jaws | 5/2 | 4 |
| lol | 62/14 | 2 |
| LMAO! | 6/5 | 7 |
| haha | 20/30 | 2 |
| haha | 10/26 | 1 |
| haha | 31/11 | 1 |
| haha | 36/10 | 3 |
| One Wish | 9/9 | 2 |
| genie | 18/2 | 3 |
| Hygiene is important! | 9/3 | 5 |